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Industry Insider. Creative Fixer. Boss‑Level Sweetheart.

ABOUT ME

Hi, I'm Kristi.  I've spent 20+ years in adult retail and nightlife with the receipts to prove it. I speak fluent “fun and profitable,” build systems that scale, and protect brands like they’re my own.

Think: Tenacious energy, polished strategy, and captions with bite. I keep pricing private—your proposal is tailored to your goals and reality. If we vibe, we build.

THE NUTS & BOLTS

The Girly Standard is about combining fun with a data-driven approach to marketing. I use analytics to guide strategies while making experienced-backed decisions that lead to better results for my clients. All of that, AND I'm adorable.

MY SERVICES

I offer a full suite of marketing services—from strategy development to implementation and ongoing optimization. 

Every plan is customizable to your brand’s unique goals, because no two clients are alike.

I speak fluent customer, compliance, and culture. My approach blends industry instinct with digital expertise, so every promo balances adult appeal while protecting your reputation.

I PROVIDE Services Curated for your brand

SOCIAL MEDIA

REPUTATION MANAGEMENT

REPUTATION MANAGEMENT

Always‑On Content

  • 3–5 posts weekly (FB, IG, Google Business)
  • Monthly content calendars
  • Weekly reels from staff‑shot clips
  • Performance reports with clear takeaways

Let's get social

REPUTATION MANAGEMENT

REPUTATION MANAGEMENT

REPUTATION MANAGEMENT

Review Monitoring & Responses

  • Google & Yelp monitoring
  • Professional, on‑brand responses
  • Escalation playbooks for sticky situations

Let's Chat

GRAPHIC DESIGN

REPUTATION MANAGEMENT

GRAPHIC DESIGN

  • Flyers, menus, promos, story sets
  • Brand kits & voice guidelines
  • Campaign concepts that actually sell

Let's CREATE

REPRESENTATION

REPRESENTATION

GRAPHIC DESIGN

Conventions & Events

  • Booth presence with polish & charisma
  • Product demos and crowd engagement
  • Lead capture & follow‑up coordination

Let's bump elbows

RESEARCH

REPRESENTATION

RESEARCH

Product Testing & Feedback

  • Hands‑on trials with honest reviews
  • Merchandising & promo recommendations
  • Compliance‑conscious content angles

Let's Test it

OPS

REPRESENTATION

RESEARCH

Owner‑Safe Setup

  • All accounts on your email/phone for 2FA
  • I manage daily; you keep full ownership
  • Clear SOPs so nothing breaks if staff changes. 

Let's GOOOOO!

PRICES ARE CONFIDENTIAL & TAILORED. cHOOSE YOUR PACKAGE.

DOLLFACE

QUEEN PIN

DOLLFACE

Lean & lethal. Socials + design essentials for single‑location shops.

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VIXEN

QUEEN PIN

DOLLFACE

Multi‑platform momentum for growing clubs & boutiques.

Custom PROPOSAL

QUEEN PIN

QUEEN PIN

QUEEN PIN

Full‑funnel strategy, design, reputation, and event presence.

LETS DO LUNCH

READY TO GET MY ATTENTION?

Make Fabulous Your EVERY DAY Standard.

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💡 Your business deserves to stand out as much as you do.
Let’s polish, brand, and amplify until you look FAB everywhere.
👉 Click to glow up your marketing.

Ask Me Anything...About Work.

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✨ Not sure where to start? That’s okay — ‘Maybe So’ is all it takes.
Let’s turn your questions into a plan!
👉 Click to get clarity.

Add Some Pussy Power To The Mix.

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💻🐾 Curiosity didn’t kill the cat — it built the algorithm. Ready to harness that same power for your brand?
👉 Click to unleash the strategy.

All content and materials on this site are provided for informational and promotional purposes only. Nothing here should be interpreted as a guarantee of specific results. Every brand and business is unique, and outcomes may vary.

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